Hello again

[xp_legion]

Hi, everyone. I've been reminded that I neglected to tell anyone about my return, so I guess it's time to rectify that.

For those that don't know me, my name is David Haller. I've worked as a guidance counselor here in the past, and for the last few years I've been doing counseling primarily at the Muir Island Research Center. My specialty is powers-related trauma in children and adolescents. I'll still need to go to Muir on occasion, but I'll generally be around for a while.

Comments

[xp_legion]

It is, especially on top of practicing. Which is why I'm 41 and still working on it.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, you know how I got through a masters?
I DID NOTHING ELSE. At ALL.

I mean I was half fish for a minute, I was a bum and freelanced edited, I tutored some people but mostly I did nothing except college.

[xp_legion]

I'm afraid to ask about the half fish thing.

Obviously I will, but I have concerns.

[xp_wildchild]

Scott's dad got kidnapped by evil fishmen. We rescued him. It involved magic. I was half a shark!

[xp_legion]

You know, somehow that was more straightforward than what I was expecting.

Anything else interesting happen?

[xp_wildchild]

How long do you have

There's a lot. I mean you know how this place is, there's always a lot.

[xp_legion]

I have time. Is this a "set aside three hours" a lot, or a "set aside three hours and hard liquor" a lot?

[xp_wildchild]

It's the second one. Some of it's in the X-Men mission reports, some's just weird shit. Lesee publically known stuff though

we can talk about the end of the world now
Doug's arm is metal
Lorna and Alex got married and Magneto showed up under a truce
JPC and Angelo got married, Magneto did NOT show up
we have a dimensional portal in the chapel now
and a vending machine that makes weird snacks

[xp_legion]

So...five hours and hard liquor.

[xp_wildchild]

And snacks.

[xp_dominion]

This is clearly a 'The Platter' situation.

[xp_wildchild]

Maybe two. I mean explaining this last two years alone is me eating 31 wings and a shrimp toast.