All right

[xp_legion]

I really am sorry about the bushes, Kyle.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, revenge is best served cold and foamy.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Dude, what'd Mr Haller do?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Set some shrubs on fire, so I fire extinguished him to avenge the shrubs.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I was practicing with my pyrokinesis down by the lake a few days ago.

Except I missed.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I figured out water. At least I got it put out before it set the grounds on fire.

I'll pay for the replacements if you want.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Mr Haller, Mr Responsible Use of Powers, set the garden on fire?

BRB, loling forever.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a budget for replacing stuff in the grounds budget because I mean, there's usually a couple fire related accidents every month (god I need like someone to spreadsheet or something for me because I am so freaking bad at this it took me a day to figure that out) but you can get me a burger?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

IDEK, dude.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll try to resist the urge to self-cook it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The shrubs would probably start demanding revenge again if you did that.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

So, uh, how do you miss something that big?

We could do some target practice? I could show you a picture of a target and then a tree and you could aim for the target? I'd be inside, where it's safe, though.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

I just went out to look. It's pretty spesh.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll pull the burned ones out in the morning. I was gonna today and just... yeah, first day off school in a while I pretty much did nothing today.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

So you just watched porn?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I do try to be responsible with my telekinesis. I'm just not good at it.

Although I admit that there may have been times at Muir where I just put out the flames and turned the couch cushion over. But I was young and didn't live around as many telepaths.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, that'd be doing something. I did nothing. well except the fire extinguisher thing.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Mr Haller? Seriously?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

"Miss" is probably the wrong word. "Overdid it" is more accurate. I can only start fires, not control them, so most of the time I only ignite oxygen, because it burns quickly and doesn't cause property damage. It just turned out that the bushes were a little drier than I was expecting.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

...you know only moving one hand counts as nothing, right?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, there wasn't any porn and if there was I wouldn't admit to it.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but can't you use your powers to create a vacuum around the fire, keep it contained? Or control it that way? We did it in science last year, with the flame and the bell jar.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yeah. But it was before I started getting paid to be responsible.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude if I have to sit through Tea And A Lecture with the prof for this conversation I'm ratting you out.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

I think it counts as semi-approprirate psycho sexual develepment or something at my age.

...what? I read Mr Haller's books when he gets distracted during our sessions.