Mental note

[xp_legion]

When you have a night in, try to remember there's a difference between responding to a post and sending a private email.

Or maybe just avoid checking any journals from the night before.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh, but then how would we know you had your nails done?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I feel life would have continued just fine without this information.

Although for the record, it was an idea put forth by the woman who brought over a ridiculous amount of wine, not me.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, I think I would have expired from lack of knowledge. I dislike not knowing things.

Of course. All things are Lorna's fault.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Not all things. But a lot.

But she makes pancakes, so she gets away with it.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I can make pancakes! It is the only thing besides ramen noodles in the microwave! Can I paint your nails too?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

. . . I'll pass, thank you.

I just got last night's off anyway.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why are you so very mean? I have brownies!

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I think one of my questions just got answered.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

What other questions did you have?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Well, for a start, what the female attraction to applying makeup to men is.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I like to apply nail polish to women too.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have a question. How many brownies have you eaten?

(and are they regular, or Mark-style?)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Two regular, one Mark.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...oh dear. I am just going to text your boyfriend now.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

:p

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, Peoples' Exhibit A for why I'm texting Wade.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

:P

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Note to self: make sure to cancel any Zipcars you are renting in the next day or so.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

:P

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You're articulate when you're having Mark-style brownies, you know that?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Brownies is plural and I only had one.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I was genericizing the more than once that you've eaten those brownies, so the plural was totally appropriate.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Hey not all things aren't my fault and I didn't hear you complain one bit when I broke out the nail polish.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I mentioned the wine for a reason.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

True I waited a bit before asking, didn't I?

Should do movie night again soon, this time I'll leave the nail polish locked away.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I do not believe you. No matter how many pancakes you make.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Even if your favorite dish is involved?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Nope. Food cannot make me forget your empty promises, wine-plying she-demon.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Wine-Plying She-Demon is the name of my popular artist Ke-dollarsign-ha cover band.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So does this mean we are never going to have another movie night ever again since you can't trust me?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Maybe it does. Maybe depriving you of movie night is the only thing that can teach you the error of your ways.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I guess you leave me no choice.

I'll have to go into your room as you sleep and play those Don Bluth movies -you know which ones- and I'll put it on loud, to wake you up from your slumber....

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

. . . nice try, but I know I burned that copy of Rock-a-doodle.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

It is on netflix.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

%$*^@#

Fine. But the next time you bring a Don Bluth film anywhere near my suite it had better be The Secret of Nimh.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yey! Deal. Rock-a-doodle - no. The Secret of Nimh - yes.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I still maintain your nails look fabulous by the way.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.